White After Labor Day

Who in the hell was the first person to tell you not to wear white after Labor Day? Chances are, it was your mama. Well, people, we don't believe that "white women's myth"! That outdated idea keeps you from expressing yourself truly (not to mention you have to put away that BAD white suit)!! So show your true fashionista self by wearing white on the day after Labor Day...and call your mama and tell her you did! :)

P.S...Don't forget about the Style and Swagga Saturdays at The Charleston House, 3128 The Plaza. Ladies show your fashionista "STYLE" and fellas show the ladies how you get your "SWAGGA" on!!

So...We decided to attend a black and white affair this weekend. There was a ratio of about thirty females to one male, and don't get me wrong, that SHOULD have been great for the fellas, but I have never seen so many people standing around looking at each other at what was supposed to be the hottest party this weekend! I mean, were there that many lame guys that they blended together, or did they just attend a different party overall? Let us know where you partied this weekend at professionalswagga@gmail.com and tell us how it went down.

Damn, Foxy, you just have the worst luck these days, chick. First you "find out" Tyson is doing Tigger, you're three months pregnant with somebody's baby, and you can't even BUY a get out of jail free card! Word is that Boogie is looking trife in Rikers, but then again, she should have thought about that before she bust ol' girl in the head with her BlackBerry! Um, people, Foxy is all of 5'2" and weighs less than a buck. How do folks keep letting her whup their a$$?!

What do DMX and Michael Vick have in common? Hmmm...

Yung Joc and D. Woods from Danity Kane (Making the Band 20) are supposedly seeing each other...who gives a f%*k? And isn't his "young" a$$ reportedly married? Again, who REALLY GIVES A F%*K!

But, as always, we have for you the newest and best spots to party this weekend. To start off your weekend, check out the Rooftop Party, admission is FREE all night, email roofparty07@yahoo.com for more details. On Saturday night, try going to Grand Central at 1000 Central Avenue for the Farewell to Summer Linen and Limes Party (not sure about the name), but DJ Chase will be there on the 1's and 2's so it should be worth it. On Sunday night we will be at Loft 1523 on Elizabeth Avenue for the Six Figure Entertainment Pre-Labor Day Extravaganza. So you know that's where you need to be!

P.S... We give you what you crave, not just what you need!!